I have learned that you cannot make
someone love you. All you can do is
stalk them and hope they panic and give in.
I have learned no matter how much I care,
some people are just assholes.
I have learned that it takes years
to build up trust, and it only takes
suspicion, not proof, to destroy it.
I have learned that you can get by
on charm for about fifteen minutes.
After that, you’d better have a big,
willy are huge boobs.
I have learned that you shouldn’t
compare yourself to others – they are
more screwed up than you think.
I have learned that you can keep vomiting
long after you think you’re finished.
I’ve learned that we are responsible
for what we do, unless we are celebrities.
I’ve learned that regardless of
how hot and steamy a relationship is at first,
the passion fades, and there had better
be a lot of money to take its place!
I’ve learned that 99 % of the time when
something isn’t working in your house,
one of your kids did it.
I’ve learned that people you care most
about in life are taking from you too soon
and all the less important ones never go away.
Pass this along to friend s….
Trust me, they’ll appreciate it.
Who knows, maybe
something good will happen
If not…tough shit